Wacky or not, here we go…
WidgetWoman’s Weird Contest begins!
HOW TO ENTER: Write a short poem or haiku containing the word “widget,” on the theme of viral advertising. (If you haven’t watched the video yet, now would be a good time.)
Submit your entry into the comments section below, before midnight Eastern time on July 19.
PRIZES: The best three poems will be selected and the winners announced on July 20.
1st prize: A one-year Elite membership in the new Super Viral Ad Network that’s about to take the Internet by storm. It’s hard to place a value on this prize, as the impact of having your ad seen by 1000s of people every day for a year might well exceed 10s of $1000s.
2nd prize: A six-month Elite membership in the Super Viral Ad Network (whose name I cannot yet mention — but it’s gonna rock!)
3rd prize: An Organic Herbal Colon Cleansing Kit.
| Whaaat?! What does colon cleansing have to do with viral advertising?
Nothing. Except you’ll feel better and have more energy after you do the cleanse… Hey, I’m a big supporter of natural healing. This is one of the best gifts I could think of giving you! Trust me on this — You’ll love it! |
 |
So, wat’cha think ’bout that? Are you game? Will you be one of WidgetWoman’s winners? Can’t wait to read what you write!
- WidgetWoman
Here’s where you pitch your poem.
Good luck!
- WidgetWoman
OK, here goes….for a bit of fun….
Want your sales to spiral?
You need to go viral.
Don’t hang about and fidget -
Get yourself a Widget!
Way to go, Margo!
For being first up to bat, I’m going to give you 555 Bonus Ad Credits when we launch.
Congratulations!
- WidgetWoman
Hi,
ok, so i give it a try:
A widget, an adget,
a pocket full of fat checks.
Ever since my ads went viral
i see my profits spiral.
Keep the good work up …*-)
Michael
Okay, here’s my attempt…
My business is one of the midgets
I can’t even reach double digits
But Widget Woman knows my plight
And has some code for my site
Now I love these little widgets
I hope I’ll not have to cleanse my colon …
Have you heard the buzz going around?
About the coolest way how your website gets found
Jump on board and get these (hands) free gadgets
get you site virally spread with super viral widgets
Way to go, Michael, Stuart and Redhottie!
The contest is heating up… Keep ‘em comin’!
BTW, I’m not kidding about the 3rd prize. Blessed Herbs ranks high on my list of favourite places on the Net, after *************.com, of course, home of the Super Viral Advertising Network, soon to be revealed.
viral ads
add up like mad
ADD?
viral ads
MULTIPLY like mad
other ads
I’ve been had
I’ve been mad
not viral ads
with a widget
never fidget
tiny gidget
viral ads
add up like mad
like good not bad
mulitply like mad
multiply scads and scads
of times
with a widget
multiply those ads
those viral ads
viral advertising
appetizing
sizzling rising
enterprising
o give me those viral ads
all good no bad
add up like mad
mulitply scads and scads
of times
into nickels dollars dimes
into something
that rhymes with honey
into something
that is money
o give me those viral ads
not pay-out blues
money out, bad news
instead,viral ads
from widgetwoman
widget wonder
widget thunder
widget seven times seven
widget heaven
with
viral ads
that multiply like mad
widget wonder mania
widget viral ad campaign
Widgetee Wowee!
Who Elsa Can Write A Poem For Me?
- WidgetWoman
Widget Woman of the west
Hails from the place I know best
traffic is all
So get on the ball
And leap ahead of the rest…
Up The Kyber Pass
=================
When a widget goes right,
It’s viral, ubiquitous
When a widget goes wrong,
No matter, it’s no fuss
When a pen goes write,
The message spirally bound,
When a pen goes wrong,
Viral message un-found
When a colon goes right
The guts are a gas,
When a colon goes wrong
It’s up the kyber pass
The message, the moral of this little ditty?
Make sure colonic widgets are clean and not…
… witty! The word you missed, no doubt.
Or, here’s an alternate ending for you:
When a colon goes right
You get NO more gas,
When a colon goes wrong
You sing a sad song.
What is the message of this poem?
Make money with us, then stay at hoem.
- WidgetWoman
Or perhaps:
When a colon goes right,
Transverse is the key,
When a colon goes wrong,
Rather you than me
The message of this poem, do you get viral ads?
If you don’t the competition will have your go….
Right, Tom.
Okay, we’re almost ready to open the doors in pre-launch. Keep an eye on your mail, so you can get registered asap and start telling your friends. When you get all the info – the big picture – on launch day, you’ll see why this is so important for your future financial comfort.
